You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
I don’t cradle my juice and yet I still manage to not spill it because I don’t try and fucking trick shot it into the fucking glass from a bajillion feet up and away like who the fuck pours like that?
they called him “pete the picnic pooper” (1963)
therorlord OH GODS WHY
imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT
this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not
We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened
I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR
NOOO NO lies i see them to
I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME
OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR
I need to find who killed my father
??? WHY ???
(Source: The Onion)